If you add bacon to anything, it’s instantly better. Bacon burger? Better. Bacon-wrapped jalapeños? Way better. Bacon umbrella? I bet it blocks ALL the rain. Bacon sunglasses? Who needs to see anything more than bacon?

Texas Motor Speedway is taking this to heart and upping the ante by also adding beer to one of life’s purest joys, the milkshake.

The November Sprint Cup race this weekend will début the Shake ‘n Bacon, a beer milkshake featuring Rahr Ugly Pug beer, Blue Bell vanilla ice cream, and bacon infused maple syrup. That gets a topping of bacon crumples and whipped cream (of course!) before they put in your hand for $10.

Please close your jaw and stop drooling. That’s not attractive.

Source: Fox Sports Southwest

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *